I headed up to Fort Fun with Neeraj for my second beer mile ever. This one was a bit different than my first – which was on a summer night in NJ after a 5k XC race. And it was sort of flat. This time it was up a 800 foot to the mile hill with snow of significance and single digit temps.
It was good ride up with Neeraj – chatting on running, ultras, Lance, etc. After meeting at a local house, we drove over to the trailhead with one of the most respected guys in the area – Sir Nick Clark. Neeraj and I had never been on the trail before, so our first view of it was jogging up in the dark, under the stars, freezing our tails off so we could plant beverages at quarter mile increments. It was then a jog back down to the start, with a review of the rules, and a start of probably a dozen and a half other crazies.
As I cracked into the first beer, and took the initial slurps of Yella, I knew this was not going to be a quick effort for me. The beer was ice cold – so cold there were actually frozen chunks in it. It was as likely to cause a brain freeze as other head conditions. I made a decision on the spot to treat the affair as a social outing, but clearly there were others looking to kill it – including Neeraj. Beers were actually freezing hard. I saw a beer opened and instead of foaming out, it came out as a solid … it was more like a beer slurpee.
Like any beer mile, you get through that second beer and you are wondering what the hell you are doing dropping all that fluid into your gut. This was worse because you were dumping essentially a beer slushy into your gut.
I finished in 28:30 – but probably taking more or equal time to drink the beers as to run. I was well off the lead, with the race being won in probably 18, maybe 16? The cold, snow, the hill, all of it made it for a slow slog. I was laughing most of the time, including at a woman who was barfing with each beer who ended up running near me.
No pix, as I did not carry the camera and it was stupid dark anyway. But a few at the tail and the after shindig.


The race down was probably even more entertaining than the climb … but there was no beer. A ton of wipe outs in the powder though. 5.7 miles. But it took 2 hours.
KZ finished her crochet service project.

Slog this Saturday is shaping up to 22 miles, let me know if you want in.