I have two physicals this week. Today I had one where I needed to get a physician to sign a form that cleared me to do the Scout trip to the Bahamas later this year. So this was a general routine stuff sort of physical.
I am part of a big HMO type plan so I really don’t know my doctor. In fact when I booked my appointment, they wanted to cancel it because the system assigned doc was not available. I asked if any GP was available and when they confirmed there was, I stuck with the original appointment.
So this included the typical stuff … height, weight, pulse, BP, looking in the ears, etc. When they ask the typical questions though, it is as if there is another party in the room other than the doc and me. And that other party is the voice in my head. Some excerpts from this AM are below.
Doc: Do you ever encounter shortness of breath, chest pain, or dizziness?
Voice in my head: I actually try to make that happen on Tuesdays and Fridays with either repeats or a long tempo effort.
Actual voice: No.
Doc: How much on average alcohol do you drink in a week?
Voice in my head: Let’s see … I will go weeks without drinking a drop, but then decide that it is a wonderful idea to drink a 12 pack with friends. No, that is a 12 pack for me. And yeah, they have their own 12 pack each. And then we might go for a run.
Actual voice: Maybe 2 drinks a week.
Doc: Do you ever engage in activities that might cause injuries, like parasailing or rock climbing?
Voice in my head: Does running with a burro up to a 13000 foot pass count? And W.T.F? Am I only supposed to do those sort of activities on my XBOX?
Actual voice: No.
Doc: Any knee, hip pain or soreness?
Voice in my head: Probably all the time compared to the average person. Really bad if I take a spill when running down Green. Really really bad after some races.
Actual voice: No.
Doc: Any questions?
Actual voice: Yeah, I saw that the BP you guys measured for me was 106 over 82. My workplace wellness program will classify me as prehypertensive if the top number is greater than 120, or if the bottom number is higher than 80. What is your take on that?
Doc: That is ridiculous. Your BP is fine and we don’t get concerned until the lower number gets above 90.
Voice in my head: I agree.
Doc: Do you do self testicular exams?
Voice in my head: What? Do you really need to ask any man that? Well, yeah, I guess you do. Don’t ask how often. Actual voice: Yes.
Doc: Okay, I need to check your prostate. Please roll over to your left hip.
Voice in my head: Ah, really? Is this the time where I officially go down that old man route? Thank Buddha you are a small handed older woman. And that I showered this AM.
Actual voice: (nothing said).
Voice in my head: I am really really glad now that I did not say all these things to you out loud.
So, another annual checkup done with some new fun. Admittedly, the voice in my head were much worse than what you read above. The general take of the appointment ended with the typical feeling I get from these: “good job, we are not really familiar with how to deal with folks that are healthy like this … we are much more familiar with dealing with the ill.”
And I am fine with that for as long as it lasts.
PS – lab results came in

Other lab results are here.![[image%255B37%255D.png]](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhInI9Te6qqw6CCcnoJg__eE8bkxnCrsj-2Biua5irqwue_Dpp9wBrcXtmx8bT5q5bMEC153oVBVb3mxEU_eTRJS2Y1bdUOb0nTHYCL2nKWIE24YBAsiWe9LaOoBxsag-aLAxVOA5EdLVg/s1600/image%25255B37%25255D.png)